A small specialist team you add to the Grok Bot desktop app. They scan files, lures, and agent transcripts as an intent-graph immune system.

Does it execute malware?

No. PE and ELF are parse-only loader maps. Sworm emits family sketches with executable false. Irreversible acts need a Bottycall from a human.

SEVEN BOTS

The bodyguard made of bots.

Name: Bottyguard
Author: Jon Bailey

Bottyguard does not wait for the virus. It groks what the virus is trying to become, then Grokades the path.

Add all seven to Grok Bot. Talk to Bottyguard. The others are the squad. Mirror can pause anyone.

Add the seven Meet the team

Not an xAI product. Not a malware factory. Plane D is off.

Seven connected hexagonal cells in a dark hive chamber.

Seven bots. One team.

Hover a mark for how to use that bot. Add them in this order and keep them clustered in your Grok Bot sidebar.

Bottyguard Lead. Talk here. Paste a file path, lure, or agent transcript. Bottyguard assigns Watchbot first, then the rest. It assembles the Grokumentary. It does not detonate.

Watchbot Wormsign only. Opens the ticket. No verdicts. No quarantine. If local-exec is on, it may cite bottyguard grokade JSON.

Grokologist Two intent graphs. Always H1 and H2. Family key is goal.host.primitive. Construction requests become refuse graphs, not recipes.

Twinwright Logs or it did not happen. PC on: py -3 -m bottyguard --json grokade. PE/ELF get a static loader-map. Never map and run. PC off: say skipped.

Sworm Sealed mutator. Family sketches only. executable false, crippled, scanctuary_only. Construction: stays asleep. Not invited out.

Buzzkill Smallest cover. Four headings, no puns in the verdict. Quarantine, kill, notify: Bottycall. Human says yes.

Mirror Can pause anyone. Can pause anyone, including Bottyguard. Hunts prompt injection, Sworm escape, heading drift, eval cheating. Do not skip.

How a Grokade runs

1Watchbot opens Wormsign.
2Grokologist emits at least two intent graphs.
3Twinwright grounds the claim (mock agent policy, or PE loader-map).
4Sworm sketches the family. Never a runnable sample.
5Buzzkill writes the Grokumentary. Bottycall if irreversible.
6Mirror reviews. Fully Grokked, or paused.

PC on

Local-exec. Twinwright runs the engine:

py -3 -m bottyguard --json grokade PATH
py -3 -m bottyguard --json envelopes TICKET_ID
py -3 -m bottyguard gate --tool TOOL --prompt PROMPT

PC off

Paste a lure or transcript into Bottyguard. The team still grokades text on the Grok Bot cloud computer. They will not invent PE maps or quarantine dirs.

Questions

What is Bottyguard?

A team of seven specialist Grok Bots you add yourself. House name Bottyguard. Engine Grok Hive. Verb Grokade. Done means Fully Grokked.

Is this an xAI product?

No. Jon Bailey / Pitchfork-and-Torch. Unofficial. Not Grok, not Grok Bot itself.

How do I add the team?

Go to bots.jonbailey.xyz. Copy each of the seven bots' instructions. Create them. Group them. Talk to Bottyguard. Official xAI Add exists for the six solo templates on that page. This team is copy-instructions until it has official template IDs.

Does it run binaries?

No. Scanctuary does not execute PE/ELF. Twinwright logs a static loader-map. Sworm cannot emit executable sketches.